...Ok. So maybe I shouldn't watch EVERY Channel 5 re-run of the Matrix after all. While I'm momentarily fixated on it, the FanGeek Effect is starting to wear off. I used to watch the action scenes with mouth agape and eyes unblinking (thoroughout, mind), during which the only thing I thought about was how AWESOME it was.
But having seen the older Chinese movies of the martial-arts-cum-madcap-comedy genre, Neo suddenly doesn't seem so cool after all.
To those who actually find that cool.
Watch this Jackie Chan compilation instead. It's pratically a whole world of AWESOME up.